convincingly so...

So I'm really one of those girls who wish she had a big ass. Thanks ma for the white girl genes that allow me to secretly hate on every big booty slore I see. However, this is 2012 and it's the day and age of buying whatever it is you've longed for... ass included. Do men really care if your ass is real or fake? Apparently not!!! Butt shots and butt augmentations are the thing of today. And for some reason the bigger the ass the hotter you are. Its not even the regular folks... The celebs is jumping on the ass shot train now. Which brings me to believe it would be just fine if I do a little body alteration.

Seriously I like to believe I'm an attractive girl... Wait I take that back. Who am I kidding? I look damn good LMAO nah for real. But if I could change 1 thing about myself I would get a bigger butt. If you would've asked me that question about two years ago I definitely had a different answer but times have change and now it's ass ass ass ass ass ass... I don't have a problem getting guys and I'm not really interested in more attention from guys but having a plump butt looks better in and out of clothes and me with a big backside humm you couldn't tell me nothing! Who gon check me boo?



Before getting anything done to your butt please do your research!!! There are 3 ways to get that juicy booty you've always longed for.

- Brazilian butt lift: the transfer of fat from other areas of the body (usually the stomach) and inserting it into your butt to create a more plump round butt. This is the safest most satisfying procedure because they are no foreign substances entering your body.

-Butt implants: self explanatory... Same as breast implants but your getting an ass instead of titties. Also, you run the same risk. Rejection/infection etc.

-Butt shots: illegal illegal illegal!!! However this is the most sought after procedure. It's a black market hydrogel inserted into the buttock area usually by an unlicensed wannabe doctor in someone's house or hotel. Last for a maximum of 12 to 14 months before more shots are needed. Why would someone want this? 1st it's the cheapest way to go... 2nd it doesn't just give you that plump. It will give you that jiggly stripper booty that every woman wish she had ( or maybe just me) so if your gonna pay for something why not get something that has the best rapid results! *****If your going this route please know people have died and been hospitalized trying this way. Being that your not a clinician you can't tell what substance is really in that syringe so be very careful*****



WITH ALL THAT SAID I STILL WANT MORE ASS... WHO'S WIT ME?

BACK in the day, you had no worries everything was well in paradise. You were the number 1 priority, no matter what was going on in his life. If he said he's gonna pick you up for a movie, better believe he'll be at ya door step as promised. And if he said he was gonna hang with the guys, you knew there was no problem tagging along because you were cool with every last one of them. Maybe he had to work late, oh that don't bother you...Y? Because you knew you would get a call from him at work telling you he couldn't wait to get home and spend some quality time with you.

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Now things are different, and it's something there that you can't put your finger on, that's definitely wrong.

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Ladies in my opinion you really don't need me to tell you the signs because intuition is the best tell all. His whereabouts are unaccounted for. Sudden nondescript "emergencies" are putting you and your needs on the back burner. The sex is different; his brief kisses and even briefer phone conversations have become empty consolation prizes for his absences and unfulfilled promises.
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Now your mind is asking the question that your heart may have answered a long time ago: Is he cheating? How are you going to find out the truth? And what are you going to do with the truth once you know it--are you gonna fight for your relationship, or are you going to dump him first?

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Here is the best advice from a woman/friend/sister who have walked a mile in your stilettos. ***Caution: As in all cases of the heart, ultimately, the choice to pursue the truth, and the decision on what to do once you know the truth, lies with you.

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Follow the clues: Signs that show you your man is cheating

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¤ Everything suddenly has a password - Whereas you were once able to access all his information via email, phone and the like, now you can’t get into any thing of his because everything is password protected. Seems like ol' boy got something to hide....
¤ He starts accusing you of cheating - Suddenly, he starts playing the interrogator in the relationship and starts making bizarre accusations about you cheating on him and his suspicions seem to be growing and becoming irrational.....
¤ He's never home; Always need time to himself - Have you noticed that he spends more and more time away from home. Does he work late? Did he get himself a new hobby? Does he offer to go grocery shopping when he never did before? ....
¤ He suddenly has a new"friend" that you've never heard of - You know all of his friends and even hang out with them often, but suddenly there’s a new man in town and you’ve never heard anyone mention him before. This“Jamal” guy is a big puzzle you can't seem to find the last piece to.....
¤ He's pulling Houdini's; where the hell is he at? - If he's starting to pull disappearing acts, well, enough said. Trust and believe his friends are going to remain loyal to him and won't dare give you an ounce of information. However, watch how they start to act around you....their guilt will always change their behavior.....
¤ Lastly & most importantly Your sex no longer sparks an interest - Unless he's Superman, he can only have but so much sex. So, if he's getting it from another source, your gonna notice. A decrease in sex activity is the best indication your not the only one in his life.

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So now you've gotten the signs down to a science. In no way am I telling you to watch your man closely looking to catch him doing something or another. I'm basically putting it out there if ever there's any doubt.

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Tho I must say this in my closing--

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*If your not going to leave your man once you find out he's cheating, there is no need to even look for signs* Your only going to jump every time his phone rings thinking it's "her", question him every time he walks in and out the door, & kill your brain wondering what she have that you don't. & if he's not cheating your definitely slowly killing the relationship.
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Feel free to write your questions & comments....I'd love to hear it. Guys you can also chime in and tell me how much of my mind I've lost for spilling your secrets...LOL