convincingly so...

So I'm really one of those girls who wish she had a big ass. Thanks ma for the white girl genes that allow me to secretly hate on every big booty slore I see. However, this is 2012 and it's the day and age of buying whatever it is you've longed for... ass included. Do men really care if your ass is real or fake? Apparently not!!! Butt shots and butt augmentations are the thing of today. And for some reason the bigger the ass the hotter you are. Its not even the regular folks... The celebs is jumping on the ass shot train now. Which brings me to believe it would be just fine if I do a little body alteration.

Seriously I like to believe I'm an attractive girl... Wait I take that back. Who am I kidding? I look damn good LMAO nah for real. But if I could change 1 thing about myself I would get a bigger butt. If you would've asked me that question about two years ago I definitely had a different answer but times have change and now it's ass ass ass ass ass ass... I don't have a problem getting guys and I'm not really interested in more attention from guys but having a plump butt looks better in and out of clothes and me with a big backside humm you couldn't tell me nothing! Who gon check me boo?



Before getting anything done to your butt please do your research!!! There are 3 ways to get that juicy booty you've always longed for.

- Brazilian butt lift: the transfer of fat from other areas of the body (usually the stomach) and inserting it into your butt to create a more plump round butt. This is the safest most satisfying procedure because they are no foreign substances entering your body.

-Butt implants: self explanatory... Same as breast implants but your getting an ass instead of titties. Also, you run the same risk. Rejection/infection etc.

-Butt shots: illegal illegal illegal!!! However this is the most sought after procedure. It's a black market hydrogel inserted into the buttock area usually by an unlicensed wannabe doctor in someone's house or hotel. Last for a maximum of 12 to 14 months before more shots are needed. Why would someone want this? 1st it's the cheapest way to go... 2nd it doesn't just give you that plump. It will give you that jiggly stripper booty that every woman wish she had ( or maybe just me) so if your gonna pay for something why not get something that has the best rapid results! *****If your going this route please know people have died and been hospitalized trying this way. Being that your not a clinician you can't tell what substance is really in that syringe so be very careful*****



WITH ALL THAT SAID I STILL WANT MORE ASS... WHO'S WIT ME?