#1 thing all women lie about!

ALL WOMEN LIE ABOUT THE NUMBER OF SEX PARTNERS SHE'S HAD!!!

If you wanna hear a lie ask any female how many sex partners she's had. Unless she's 12 or a Mormon I can bet you my life she's gonna lie. Guys let me make this real simple for you - Just don't ask!! Why do you wanna know anyway? Who cares? Will it change that you like this woman? No! so just don't ask!! You wanna know the truth but face it... You can't handle the truth. & guess what woman know you can't handle the truth so we LIE! If she say 8 she means 20, if she say 4 she means 9, and if she says your her first well that just means she can't remember how many it was. My rule of thumb because I try not to lie going into a relationship... don't answer!!! I feel my past has nothing to do with you and it's none of your damn business, so I aint telling you nothing. Just know that I'm a good wholesome girl with no nasty girl diseases LMAO!

Why we lie:
  • #1 reason we lie is because we feel if we tell the truth you'll think we're a hoe (If the shoes fits hoe put it on) j/k no really. Men blow that number thing up a little too much. It's not like we've made a living out of racking up numbers <- Or have we?
  • We're ashamed. yeah I know what should we be ashamed for? We did it?!?! But it's not that simple. Might've been those few names that we're added by mistake (How? I can't tell you that, but that's what guys use when they get caught cheating "it was a mistake" so it's a suitable reason to use here)
  • We're protecting your ego... If you knew the real number you'd know your not "the best"!

Here are some reason's we choose not to count some people:

  1. Sex was TRASH - But ya still sex'd him!
  2. It was a one night stand - He count!
  3. It was only oral - That's why your Dr. call it oral SEX!
  4. You don't know his last name - your a hoe! & he count...
  5. It was a quickie - Aren't they all? It counts!!!
  6. I was drunk/high/my friend dare'd me - Get AA and some new friends, but he count too!
  7. It happened on vacation - so your an outta town hoe... add him to the list.
  8. He's dead - but he once was here & he too count!
  9. I live in a new state; clean slate - no bish all those 30 count!!!
  10. He is a she - Ummmmm I thought I said oral count!


There's no justification for having consensual sex as an adult. If you have to hide that kind of information than you shouldnt've done it hoe. LOL No seriously don't let the numbers make or break your future with someone. She could be a Honda... You know they can ride to about 300 thousand miles AHAHAHAHAHA!

******Disclaimer****** Just because I say we doesn't mean I've used any of the above information. I'm speaking for the people and because I am a female I say "we"! I'm a brand new vehicle LOL I only got about 30, 40 miles! Still got 260 thousand to go CTFU.



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Friday, July 23, 2010 Posted in | | 12 Comments »

Men sure are hard to please!

(Screen shot of my BBM guy friends list)

Talking to my home girl about relationships the other day the question came up "How do you transition from dating to being exclusive?" My question was how do you know if the guy is even feeling you like that while your dating? Another friend of mine asked me "How do you know when a guy is just not into you?" Ummm IDK all guys I've dated were into me... some a little too much! So I couldn't help her with that. Anywho back to the matter at hand. We were seriously going over the signs a guy gives off and all. Then I said you know maybe it's the things we women do that either prolong becoming "girlfriend"or make him not want to be in a relationship with us period. So what does the genius in me do? I poll my BBM list of male friends! I sent out a BBM only to the guys and I have roughly about 48 asking them to list the Top 5 reasons they wouldn't make a girl they're dating their girlfriend. The answers floored me!!! Funny thing about men is when they're talking to a girl they are just friends with they can be brutally honest. However, in a relationship most of them are straight liars for no reason. I don't get it! But.... They were just a little too honest for me. I mean they opened my eyes just a bit on the little & big things you must hide if you want to go from friends to relationship LOL.

Some of the answers were your typical what I expected answers. Then I had the answers that I needed further explanation on. Lastly you had the funny answers, although funny to me I think they were dead serious!

THE LIST: Top 5 reasons you wouldn't make a female your dating your girlfriend.
  • Lack Ambition - I agree anyone who isn't on your level or trying to take you further in life is a turnoff after a while. It was fun while it lasted but buh bye!
  • Lack intelligence - Who wants a dumb broad?
  • No class - What determines your class? I'll have to go back & ask...
  • Bad habits (smoking, excessive drinking/clubbing) - Yea most guys put this one down.
  • Refuse to leave the past in the past - This is the funniest quote from one of the guys "Don't tell me shit about your past relationship ... If I need a warning I'm out!! Deuces". Ha!! Okay I'll make sure to never make that mistake.
  • Too known - Okay this one I don't agree! I am a popular person... WTH is wrong with that? I just happen to be well liked, is that a crime?
  • Hygiene - Nobody likes a stinky, messy, nasty female. Here's another funny quote "If she doesn't care about her stink ass, why should I?" These guys are too much!!!
  • Broke - Hummmm I'm on the fence with this one. Why does her income matter?
  • Disrespectful - My good pal Marcelis list this as well as others, all those who put this on their list remind me of no nonsense men who wear the pants and wouldn't have it any other way.
  • Not family oriented - "If she don't like her family, she damn sure won't like mine" ahahaha well alrighty then!
  • Already have a girlfriend - I'm very unhappy this was even on the list!! Guys STOP cheating...
  • She's American - Okay well that takes me and most of my friends and family off his radar! We're only good for screwing SMH I'm disappointed!!!
  • Push for a relationship - "Start asking -what are we? isn't gonna make you my girl any faster" LOL *note to self* don't ask demand!
  • She smashed the homies/ she's a jumpoff - Soooooo why are you even courting her?
  • Can't cook - LMAO that eliminates my whole generation!
  • Nag - Damn we just can't win. "If she's a headache while we're dating I won't be able to take her if I make her my girl" Whoa
  • Sex is bad - I mean.... I concur LOL
  • Cool wit the gov't life ie. welfare - I feel you!
  • She doesn't get along with my friends - "Bish my friends were here for me since day 1 & when your gone they gonna ride for me ... while you will be riding the next nicca". LMAO he was dead serious!!! I feel him tho because it's unfair to try to take your partner away from their friends not your place.

THIS EFF'N LIST IS WAY TOO LONG!!!!! THIS IS WHY THERE ARE SO MANY SINGLE WOMEN OUT HERE. I'm glad I did this... Now you ladies can see what is required of you to be that special lady. Thank God I don't have a problem finding a boyfriend. I really should've asked these guys how do I keep the fool LOL. Seriously tho ya'll dudes are too complicated for me. I even included my boyfriends answers in here. I just made the cut HA!!! Just kidding...

S/O to all my BBM buddies thanks for the feedback Mmmmuah u guys are great!

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Thursday, July 22, 2010 Posted in | | 11 Comments »

Tatt Tatt Tatted up!

You're no longer a "freak" if you sport a tattoo somewhere on your body. No! Let me take that back your still a "freak" if you made the choice to put a tattoo on your face and/or shave your head and put one on your scalp. That's just weird and not yet accepted, unless your rich/famous and don't have to work anywhere common folk can run into you. Anyway now and days you get the gasp if you don't have at least 1 tattoo somewhere on your walking billboard. Personally I love tattoo's I have 2 small tatts and I'm ready for my big piece then I think I'm done. I must say these things are addictive so if your amongst the few boring people in this world who don't have one beware once you ink you can't stop... Yea that don't rhyme but who cares!


What we're getting tatted:
  • Our names: Incase we forget, loose our ID, or maybe just don't feel like saying when someone ask... yea great idea!
  • Kids names: I mean that's special and all but if you have more than 4 kids c'mon who wants to walk around wit a bunch of damn names all over the place? & ya can't get 1 and not get em all.
  • RIP (somebody): I know you miss them but everyone's gonna go one day just try not to remember em all on your body.
  • Asian symbols: No comment - Unless you've taken a chinese course in school it just may not be what you were expecting.
Where we're getting tatted:
  • Lower back: For heaven's sakes that's just the dumbest place to get a tattoo... it screams "look at my ass I'm ugly so keep your eyes right there".
  • Arm
  • Ankle/Calf
  • Shoulder
  • Newest: Neck, Foot, & Wrist
Do's & Don'ts:
  • Do use your brain and remember this is permanent. Think about years down the line how it will look, or that job you may want in the future (will my employer be okay with me walking around the office with this big tatt on my neck).
  • Do think twice before getting a "relationship" tattoo. If babies don't keep em what makes you think his name permanently placed on your thigh will? When the relationship is OVER now you gotta walk around your new man sporting the old man's name in his face...not a good look. Or result to a cover up that's usually big and ugly (go figure).
  • Don't put a tattoo on a place prone to sagging. Your not gonna wanna look at it and we're not either =).
  • Don't get a tattoo under the influence (whatever that influence is).
I love tattoo's!!! I think they paint a picture of a persons personal style. They can be sexy in their own way, & easy on the eye. However people go over board and get crazy and it makes you say "what the hell were they thinking?" Some people can get really creative and get some really nice art work done. Other's can be real jack asses and get some fuckery that mess it up for the rest of us. All in all I say be original, get something meaningful to you, & remember it's PERMANENT!

BWT my next tatt will look something like the torso on the left in this picture done my MIYA BAILEY himself. He's the BEST in this business... You like?



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Wednesday, July 21, 2010 Posted in | | 2 Comments »

Christian Louboutin Barbie




Ummm yea so ridiculous but.... I wanna cop 1 for the kiddie. WTH she's my only child why not? You can google the price I'm gonna keep that private but little Nevaeh must get one of these Christian Louboutin barbie collectables. If your little girl don't get one sorry for her! She's not in the in-kid crowd HA!

Which 1 should my princess get? They are both DOPE

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Saturday, July 17, 2010 Posted in | | 7 Comments »

Are you serious? You did what???

Who hasn't gotten that "Are you messing with my Man/Girl call? I bet every person reading this has gotten that at least once. This is a hard topic to talk about because many of my friends as well as myself have their own ways of going about/dealing with this. Since this is my blog and I can post what I want, you guessed it! I'm gonna shine my light if you like it or not HA!!! I'm gonna speak on behave of the caller and the callee and I'll try not to be bias... sike by the end of my rant you'll know exactly what side I'm rolling with. And #don'tjudgeme my opinion counts yours doesn't LOL

MEN: Calling another man to find out if ya shorty gave up the poomps (yardie term for goodies/coochie/va-JJ) is wack, lame, corny, and a NO NO!!! Where dey do that at? This is a female characteristic and guys should never ever ever play themselves. Although a past few boyfriends of mine have played themself and done that I don't encourage any of you men out there to do that fuckery. It makes you look soft to your girl and all her friends cus you know she telling, and it also make you look like a lame to the dude you call. Even if you don't care how you look or what anybody think about you it's still a straight bitchassness move DON'T DO IT.

Also men If you happen to be the man who's got 1 girl calling the other please please please never give the jumpoff the upper hand to wifey. How to prevent this from happening is to STOP PILLOW TALKING. The slore should never know the reason your running to her for poomps. Just hit it and go!!! She's only gonna use it against you when wifey one day calls her. Conversation will go something like this: Wifey "Are you messing with Tyrone, I found your number in his phone"? Jumpoff "I sure am he's always over here" Wifey "Did he tell you he has a girl" Jumpoff "he sure did and he told me your lazy, you don't cook, and you never wanna give him none etc." <~ That's why you don't pillow talk FOOL. Now the slore has a big smile knowing even tho she's never gonna be wifey but at least for the moment she crushed wifey's whole world. And now genius you can't even lie your way out cus she know too much about wifey that only YOU coulda told her. Lastly If wifey/live-in/the one you care about the most ask you to call the slore and tell her it's over she's just a slore/jumpoff and the affair is over if you love her and you want a shot at forgiveness I say DO IT.

Caller: Why why why do you do it to yourself over and over and over??? Once a caller always a caller. Sike no I take that back... my lame ass slipped up and did the call one day but... Let's just say I was in a 7 year relationship and it doesn't justify it but aww what the hell IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. That's some real little girl I need confirmation my man is a dog because I already know, I just want this slore to confirm I'm not crazy shit. *News flash* Ummmm bish you are crazy, crazy for calling somebody else wanting information about the man you been with for X amount of years, lay next to every night, and probably boning with no condom. Honey why don't you just ask him? Miss thing attached to a number in the phone will tell you anything. Usually she'll add extra just to rub it in your face. OR she just won't tell you anything which will make you even more pissed because you already read their steamy text messages and you know she's lying talking about that's just her homeboy. It's YOUR fault shoulda never called. This is my motto you can use it if ya want. "If I got to go in your phone and call a bish, I don't trust you and our relationship is over." However if you do wanna be the stupid lame dumb girl who sits at home wondering if her man is cheating so she's gonna snoop and call Ms. Jumpoff here are some tips.

  1. If you want information call with some respect!!! The nicer you are the more information you'll get and the most accurate. Call on some rah rah shit and she'll probably make sure by the time you hang up in her face your tryna figure out if you wanna become a murderer or arsonist.
  2. Call at the right times. Generally you've read the text or seen the call log, Ummmm they do have time and date stamps next to them. If he doesn't call her at 6am neither should you. Try to call around their chat time if you can try calling from his phone so she can pick up with the "hey baby" LMFAO (inside joke sorry).
  3. Lastly don't loose your cool. It shows that your that much more weak. The callee doesn't care about your tears or how hurt you are. She already know this. Simply give her a thank you and hang up the phone. Then #killyoself

Callee: Your a SLORE!!! LMFAO just kidding.... but if he's your friend try to take it easy on the dumb girlfriend of your friend. She doesn't know any better. Make her feel good because obviously she has low self-esteem. Tell her she can call you anytime (not anytime but you get me) request that ya'll meet to ease her mind. Your friend will thank you for it later. If he's a guy your messing with and you don't know he has a girl then it's really at your discretion if you wanna tell or not. LOL that's funny I know... because if he's lying to you I'm pretty sure your snitching right after the question "Are you messing with Tyrone, I found your number in his phone?". Me I usually say I didn't know Tyrone had a girl I'm sorry, you don't have to worry about me I will never contact Tyrone again. Thats if it's like 2 weeks in maybe a month in... Ohhh let me be messing with Tyrone for 4 to 6 months. I'm setting Tyrone's ass up to meet at the movies so me and wifey can both be there. Cus I don't play that shit!!! He'll wish he never pulled that wool over my eyes. Lastly if he's a guy your messing with and you know he has a girl your a SLORE SLORE SLORE home wrecking SLORE!! but...I'm sure it's fun as hell to get those calls and burst the bubble wifey think is made of suga and spice and everything nice... HeHe your EVIL

Comments peers? Are you the caller or callee?

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Thursday, July 15, 2010 Posted in | | 5 Comments »

NYC don't play!!! U have NO excuses...

(Picture taken with my phone in NYC at a gas station)
All I gotta say is NY don't play when it come to child support...STRAP IT UP FELLA's or you will be paying the gas station attendent your monthly dues so lil Ray Ray can eat!

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010 Posted in | | 4 Comments »

Gift or a Curse?

I like to think I'm an independent woman. Not to brag but I have my own everything and can say I've acquired it all without the help of a man. It feels good to be able to buy what you need and pay your bills plus purchase some of your wants on your own. Take care of your kids, and fund exciting trips without having to ask anyone for assistance. My only problem with being independent is when you do find a man you fall for how do you submit yourself to him without giving up your independence?



I can't speak for all independent woman in this world but I can for a vast majority of us when I say we don't really want to be miss "I am independent" "I don't need you" we do it because we have to. I would love to have a man who can take care of me. Not really my wants but more of the needs. There are certain things I strongly believe is a man's responsibility ie. Car maintenance, yard work, and protection. It seems like now and days when a man meets a woman who "has her own" he feels he doesn't have to give anything. Why do I have to ask for things to be done? You know my oil needs to be changed, & tires rotated. C'mon son stop thinking that because it's been getting done prior to you that it will continue to get done. I think this is the reason most independent woman are single. They have the same standards as the broke women but live a better lifestyle because of their will to have more.


I'm not gonna front cus there's absolutely no future in fronting but there are times I wish I didn't have to work. Wish I had a man to work hard to take care of home. The home I reside, cook, and clean in. I could sit back and breed once a year. But... the cards weren't dealt to me that way. My ideal relationship would be 50-50. I do my part you do yours. I'm a female so I'll wear the apron your a man so you wear the pants. Is that asking for too much?


In 2K10 is being an independent woman really a gift, or is it a curse?


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Tuesday, July 13, 2010 Posted in | | 3 Comments »

What hurts worst??


Catching your husband/boyfriend/live-in whatever he is... cheating with a random someone or catching him cheating with someone you've been close enough to be smiling in a photo with?


MY OPINION... & IDC what you say!

Both are hurtful... Shit it hurts to find text messages or pictures in your significant others phone (yes at times I can be a snooper) but to know someone you hung around, parlayed with, or even said hello to - to be the person warming the sheets when your not around is devastating. THIS IS BAD really BAD!!! I feel bad for poor Christina. Does this mean 5K makeup bags are in her future? Ummm seriously tho who cares about a bag when you've been publicly humiliated the way she has? We've all been cheated on and when I say all I mean you, you, and you reading this damn post! It's not cool to catch a cheating bastard red handed but for everybody to know makes it that much harder to forgive him and look past it. Everyone makes mistakes but ah all I ask is can you not make public mistakes & especially with my family/friend/associates please and thanks. This girl deserves so much better! I was rooting for this marriage too... Damn this sucks!!!

SO MY ANSWER IS: IT HURTS WORST WHEN YOU KNOW THE SLORE!! WHAT YOU THINK?

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