Ooh baby I like it raw...



Corporate America version:

According to CBS The Food and Drug Administration advisory panel was set to meet Thursday to discuss approval of an emergency contraceptive pill, dubbed "Ella," that's already sold in 22 European countries. "Ella" is expected to prove highly controversial here. It's designed to prevent pregnancy if taken up to five days after intercourse, two more than "Plan B." most experts are saying the real big difference between Ella and Plan B is just the duration of time in which they can be used.

Plan B, explained, "is made of Levonorgestrel, which is a progesterone-like hormone compound. It can prevent pregnancy up to 72 hours after intercourse ... and it's about 85 percent effective. Ella, or the new one, works up to 120 hours, or five days. (It contains) Ulipristal Acetate, which works to moderate the progesterone effects on ovaries and possibly the uterus."

Most importantly: You don't need a prescription for Plan B in the U.S. If Ella is OK'd, it would only be available with a prescription. They both have the same side effects attached.

Hood Version:

For all you fast asses who don't like to protect yourselves and always need a way out because you done eff'd up after a night of drinks... We got you covered. You thought the plan B was a life saver nah, we got something better. It's called "Ella". Now this here Ella is a bad mamma jamma you get yaself 2 extra days of decision making. Say your on a weekend vacation and you end up somewhere you wasn't supposed to (Shame on you) no fret my pet. When you get home you have time to go to the doctor and get that Ella.

Ella is made up of a bunch of big words nobody can pronounce. It also works on your uterus so you know everything is gone. LOL

Most importantly: You will need a prescription for this so your doctor will know your a SLORE (slut whore). Lastly all the side effects are still apparent but ummmm wouldn't you pass up 3 months of nausea, lawd knows how many hours of labor, 2 years of diapers & bottles, & 19 years of "Mommy I want" for some stomach cramps? Besides if you use the "morning after pill" anyway chances are you got 2+ kids and don't need no damn more.

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One Responses to "Ooh baby I like it raw..."

  1. Popular Stranger says: June 17, 2010 at 11:01 PM This comment has been removed by the author.
  1. Popular Stranger says: June 17, 2010 at 11:02 PM

    Gotta get me some to keep in the drawer like condoms!! Cause you know they call me ODB aka Ooooohhh baby I likes it raw!! LOL!!

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