ALL WOMEN LIE ABOUT THE NUMBER OF SEX PARTNERS SHE'S HAD!!!If you wanna hear a lie ask any female how many sex partners she's had. Unless she's 12 or a Mormon I can bet you my life she's gonna lie. Guys let me make this real simple for you - Just don't ask!! Why do you wanna know anyway? Who cares? Will it change that you like this woman? No! so just don't ask!! You wanna know the truth but face it... You can't handle the truth. & guess what woman know you can't handle the truth so we LIE! If she say 8 she means 20, if she say 4 she means 9, and if she says your her first well that just means she can't remember how many it was. My rule of thumb because I try not to lie going into a relationship... don't answer!!! I feel my past has nothing to do with you and it's none of your damn business, so I aint telling you nothing. Just know that I'm a good wholesome girl with no nasty girl diseases LMAO!
Why we lie:
- #1 reason we lie is because we feel if we tell the truth you'll think we're a hoe (If the shoes fits hoe put it on) j/k no really. Men blow that number thing up a little too much. It's not like we've made a living out of racking up numbers <- Or have we?
- We're ashamed. yeah I know what should we be ashamed for? We did it?!?! But it's not that simple. Might've been those few names that we're added by mistake (How? I can't tell you that, but that's what guys use when they get caught cheating "it was a mistake" so it's a suitable reason to use here)
- We're protecting your ego... If you knew the real number you'd know your not "the best"!
Here are some reason's we choose not to count some people:
- Sex was TRASH - But ya still sex'd him!
- It was a one night stand - He count!
- It was only oral - That's why your Dr. call it oral SEX!
- You don't know his last name - your a hoe! & he count...
- It was a quickie - Aren't they all? It counts!!!
- I was drunk/high/my friend dare'd me - Get AA and some new friends, but he count too!
- It happened on vacation - so your an outta town hoe... add him to the list.
- He's dead - but he once was here & he too count!
- I live in a new state; clean slate - no bish all those 30 count!!!
- He is a she - Ummmmm I thought I said oral count!
There's no justification for having consensual sex as an adult. If you have to hide that kind of information than you shouldnt've done it hoe. LOL No seriously don't let the numbers make or break your future with someone. She could be a Honda... You know they can ride to about 300 thousand miles AHAHAHAHAHA!
******Disclaimer****** Just because I say we doesn't mean I've used any of the above information. I'm speaking for the people and because I am a female I say "we"! I'm a brand new vehicle LOL I only got about 30, 40 miles! Still got 260 thousand to go CTFU.
Friday, July 23, 2010
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LOL!!!! Kudos on this post!! But u know what I find funny u just had a post about some reasons why we would wife a chick and "Too many miles" wasn't on there lol!! Its simple that's pretty much a lie test we know u will never tell us how many and we can already tell your a hoe by tha lack of lining in your pussy lol!! Naw but 4real if u 27 and been fuckin since u were 16 your number is goin 2 be high that's just a fact, niggas just don't wanna be with a known hoe. that's what that is cause trust me a nigga would wife a chick who fucked 30 niggas over a chick who only fucked 5 but he know 3 of tha niggas who fucked!! Its all a game its all double standard and its all shit that could possibly hurt your feelings. So I'm wit Shay don't ask or u might find out I fucked your bitch then u will know 4 a fact u not tha best lol!!!