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Who hasn't gotten that "Are you messing with my Man/Girl call? I bet every person reading this has gotten that at least once. This is a hard topic to talk about because many of my friends as well as myself have their own ways of going about/dealing with this. Since this is my blog and I can post what I want, you guessed it! I'm gonna shine my light if you like it or not HA!!! I'm gonna speak on behave of the caller and the callee and I'll try not to be bias... sike by the end of my rant you'll know exactly what side I'm rolling with. And #don'tjudgeme my opinion counts yours doesn't LOL

MEN: Calling another man to find out if ya shorty gave up the poomps (yardie term for goodies/coochie/va-JJ) is wack, lame, corny, and a NO NO!!! Where dey do that at? This is a female characteristic and guys should never ever ever play themselves. Although a past few boyfriends of mine have played themself and done that I don't encourage any of you men out there to do that fuckery. It makes you look soft to your girl and all her friends cus you know she telling, and it also make you look like a lame to the dude you call. Even if you don't care how you look or what anybody think about you it's still a straight bitchassness move DON'T DO IT.

Also men If you happen to be the man who's got 1 girl calling the other please please please never give the jumpoff the upper hand to wifey. How to prevent this from happening is to STOP PILLOW TALKING. The slore should never know the reason your running to her for poomps. Just hit it and go!!! She's only gonna use it against you when wifey one day calls her. Conversation will go something like this: Wifey "Are you messing with Tyrone, I found your number in his phone"? Jumpoff "I sure am he's always over here" Wifey "Did he tell you he has a girl" Jumpoff "he sure did and he told me your lazy, you don't cook, and you never wanna give him none etc." <~ That's why you don't pillow talk FOOL. Now the slore has a big smile knowing even tho she's never gonna be wifey but at least for the moment she crushed wifey's whole world. And now genius you can't even lie your way out cus she know too much about wifey that only YOU coulda told her. Lastly If wifey/live-in/the one you care about the most ask you to call the slore and tell her it's over she's just a slore/jumpoff and the affair is over if you love her and you want a shot at forgiveness I say DO IT.

Caller: Why why why do you do it to yourself over and over and over??? Once a caller always a caller. Sike no I take that back... my lame ass slipped up and did the call one day but... Let's just say I was in a 7 year relationship and it doesn't justify it but aww what the hell IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. That's some real little girl I need confirmation my man is a dog because I already know, I just want this slore to confirm I'm not crazy shit. *News flash* Ummmm bish you are crazy, crazy for calling somebody else wanting information about the man you been with for X amount of years, lay next to every night, and probably boning with no condom. Honey why don't you just ask him? Miss thing attached to a number in the phone will tell you anything. Usually she'll add extra just to rub it in your face. OR she just won't tell you anything which will make you even more pissed because you already read their steamy text messages and you know she's lying talking about that's just her homeboy. It's YOUR fault shoulda never called. This is my motto you can use it if ya want. "If I got to go in your phone and call a bish, I don't trust you and our relationship is over." However if you do wanna be the stupid lame dumb girl who sits at home wondering if her man is cheating so she's gonna snoop and call Ms. Jumpoff here are some tips.

1. If you want information call with some respect!!! The nicer you are the more information you'll get and the most accurate. Call on some rah rah shit and she'll probably make sure by the time you hang up in her face your tryna figure out if you wanna become a murderer or arsonist.
   
2. Call at the right times. Generally you've read the text or seen the call log, Ummmm they do have time and date stamps next to them. If he doesn't call her at 6am neither should you. Try to call around their chat time if you can try calling from his phone so she can pick up with the "hey baby" LMFAO (inside joke sorry).
   
3. Lastly don't loose your cool. It shows that your that much more weak. The callee doesn't care about your tears or how hurt you are. She already know this. Simply give her a thank you and hang up the phone. Then #killyoself

Callee: Your a SLORE!!! LMFAO just kidding.... but if he's your friend try to take it easy on the dumb girlfriend of your friend. She doesn't know any better. Make her feel good because obviously she has low self-esteem. Tell her she can call you anytime (not anytime but you get me) request that ya'll meet to ease her mind. Your friend will thank you for it later. If he's a guy your messing with and you don't know he has a girl then it's really at your discretion if you wanna tell or not. LOL that's funny I know... because if he's lying to you I'm pretty sure your snitching right after the question "Are you messing with Tyrone, I found your number in his phone?". Me I usually say I didn't know Tyrone had a girl I'm sorry, you don't have to worry about me I will never contact Tyrone again. Thats if it's like 2 weeks in maybe a month in... Ohhh let me be messing with Tyrone for 4 to 6 months. I'm setting Tyrone's ass up to meet at the movies so me and wifey can both be there. Cus I don't play that shit!!! He'll wish he never pulled that wool over my eyes. Lastly if he's a guy your messing with and you know he has a girl your a SLORE SLORE SLORE home wrecking SLORE!! but...I'm sure it's fun as hell to get those calls and burst the bubble wifey think is made of suga and spice and everything nice... HeHe your EVIL

Comments peers? Are you the caller or callee?

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